HEY YOU GUUUUUUUUUYS...

The Goonie's House in Astoria, OR. Remember that classic movie? Now go rent it again.

THERE SHE IS...

Sivan in Astoria, OR. She hates her picture being taken, but I caught her here.

NICE BEACH...

This is Sivan. She is beautiful, Jewish, and likes to sit on driftwood.

CLEANLINESS...

Dirk's garage room in Port Hadlock, WA. is quite an eye-catcher. Women love bedding down here for the night.

T-REX...

This is how I feel most days when I wake up...like a T-Rex or like a wreck.

GETTING THINGS STARTED...

That's what you do. You get things started. Everyday. Now.........Begin.
Well, let's start with somethin' badass...like a TRANS AM!